If the revered founders of the United States had known that 220 years later an English girl named Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie would have grown into the most stacked and slim men’s mag model in the world, the colonies would not have been so hasty in declaring their independence from the Kingdom. Instead of sending the Red Coats to keep the peace and quell the rebellion, the King should have sent an army of busty, young Englishwomen to dissuade those scurvy rebels. Who knows? Instead of the Boston Tea Party, they would have had the Boston Lap Dance Party. History would have been changed…Linsey would now be the governor of New York!

Lisa Canon is another new girl who’s married and yet eager to model. This phenomenon is on the uptick the past few years and one we welcome. The girl-next-door found us (at BeASCOREModel.com). She blossomed early. “I started growing at a really young age and then they skyrocketed from there. People were like, ‘Did you get your boobs done?’ And I’d tell them no. Everyone in my family has like C-cups or way smaller. It’s weird because my mom has DD boobs, and I have bigger boobs than her.” Lisa, the covergirl of XLGirls SCORE Special #218, never thought she would be on the cover of a mens’ magazine in stores around the globe. Good going for a country girl from North Carolina who enjoys the outdoors, camping and swimming in a creek. How heavy are those sweet tatas? “I actually had my husband weigh them with his hand, ’cause he’s really good with weights. And he was like, ‘They’re really big. They’re more than 10 pounds.’ I was like, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me.’ So I don’t know how much they really weigh. I do know what I like. I like extra attention on my nipples, and I like to have them pulled on, sucked on, licked.” Absolutely.

Just recently, a boob wrote in to say that XL models should lose weight! Definitely a guy who does not appreciate well-rounded, curvy women. The quiet Czech, Monica may be quiet but she still makes a good point about how the world, especially the U.S., looks at the female body. “American women are obsessed with being slim and having plastic surgery. American society encourages this. We have the best plastic surgeons in my country and that is why many foreigners flock here. I love my body and my tits. I am happy in my body. I don’t understand the American fascination with skinny bodies, fake lips and fake round tits. I will never get my breasts smaller or liposuction. I love my tits too much and the guys love them. They love my big body. There are no magazines sold here, except for yours, that have women with my shape.” And to back up her words, Monica puts her nipples where her mouth is.

Have you ever been hanging out with a couple of your buddies and you happen upon a chick with huge tits and one of your buddies says,”Oh, man. Look at that rack. That chick wants it. She wants me to give it to her…”? Well, we are here to tell you that your buddy is 100% right. Don’t look so surprised. Your buddy may not be NASA material, but he calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. You see, chicks with big tits are horny all the time. They want it all the time. That’s why they are built the way they are. Why do you think they have chesticles that large? It’s not because they like to wear big bras, oh, no. It’s because they are hornier than most women and those big tits are designed to get your attention so you can fuck ‘em every which way. Just check out big-titter Daylene Rio. This rackalicious chick can’t even get through an interview without sucking cock and riding the baloney pony. She gets horny just having a conversation with a guy. It’s almost unfair how easy it is to dick down her dugs.

These photographs were shot in Eleuthera in the Bahamas, when Christy was on-location with other big-boobed wonders like Lorna Morgan, Terry Nova and Gianna Rossi shooting Big Boob Paradise. Christy could often be found out by the sea, watching the sunset and playing in the surf. So, on the last day, we surprised her with a sunset shoot and the rest is history. She appeared in this purple top that was so tight around her massive tits that it looked painted on. She peeled it off to reveal a tube dress that was nothing short of spectacular. There is something about the sunset, Christy on a tropical island and in a skin-tight dress that has us feeling a little…romantic? No, that’s not it. What feeling is it that we are trying to express? Oh, yeah, that’s right…horny. This whole scenario makes us horny. How about you?

This week we go back in time to a quintessentially ultra-sexy Chloe in a pictorial produced in the London studio in December 1996. Her wardrobe, her expressions, her poses — everything is tremendously exciting. Letters to ChloesWorld: Dear Chloe, It’s not that I want to “nudge,” I just thought that maybe because I’m new with all this “e-mailing” things, I didn’t done it properly in the first time, so here it is again. Hi Chloe, they call me Shon, and I’m from the north of Israel. First, let me apologize for my faulty English. I became familiar with you as a model since the middle of the 90′s. Since then I have become a big fan of yours and I built a collection of most of your videos. Lately I’ve become “a big world man” and conected myself to the Internet. One of the first things that I’ve done is to subscribe to your web site. Now, that I’m a member of it, and I’m learning that I can order through the ‘store’ section in your site, I really want to rebuild my collection, with the “real stuff” this time . Please, I just want to insure that all the video cassettes that I’ll order in PAL system will be rated as they are advertised. For example, if I order the “Chloe’s Ultimate Encore” video, and it is rated as a XXX, then I’ll receive it as such. There is one more thing that I want to tell you, and I’ll do my best not to be rude, and to be genteel enough, because I’m not familiar with this kind of talking. For me, you are the most teasing model, you are always “doing it” to me, and it dosn’t matter how you choose to look in certain times of your modeling sessions. I’m not going to tell you, God forbid, how to “keep” your body. As I see it, it is interfering in your personal life. I will tell you that when you are keeping your self hairy “down there,” it’s doing it for me the most. Usually I do not consider myself as a lover of hairy women, but the combination of you and hair is doing it to me..-Shon Hi Chloe, I think you are really an amazing person. I often fantasize about you in my dreams. I guess you do it for me. Nevetheless, I do have one fantasy which I would love to see either in a pictorial or video (preferably video), is of you and a guy (again preferably ME) having sex between your awesome breasts. And of course seeing him explode his load all over them. What do you think? I hope that I have not offended you in anyway. Your truly, Solman

In this “reverse” pictorial similar to one of Natalie Fiore in Holiday ’10 and January ’11 SCORE, Leanne Crow luxuriates in a tub, then dresses before heading out the door. The British head-turner explained her background in boobs. “I was a very late bloomer. I didn’t develop until I was around 16 years old and then it was like they grew overnight. It was crazy because I was flat chested throughout most of my schooling. I remember that I would make excuses not to go swimming with the other girls because I was extremely flat chested and they all had boobs. I actually used to stuff my bra and I couldn’t go swimming because it would be like I had boobs and then in a swimsuit, I didn’t.” Nature waved her magic wand and blessed Leanne. “I always wanted to have big boobs. I used to literally pray every night for them. I would pray over and over that I would get boobs. I am not even kidding. I was desperate for them. I was this flat chested geek. It was crazy. If you saw a picture of me then and one of me now, you wouldn’t believe it. I was a stick. I was literally flat as an ironing board. I used to tell my mom all the time that if I didn’t have boobs by the time that prom came around, that I was not going. I mean, I always envisioned myself in a long dress with cleavage at my prom. Then, a few months before my prom, I went from nothing to a C-cup. They just sprung out and all of a sudden, I had boobs. They grew almost instantly from a C-cup. They just kept growing and growing and growing. And then I went to get measured and they were like, ‘You are an F-cup.’ And I was in shock. I was buying C-cup bras and I was an F-cup! I was busting out of my bras, but I thought I was, like, a D-cup. But it was because at that point, I didn’t understand cup sizes. I was only around 17 at the time.” We love a happy ending at SCORE. Her dreams came true and so did ours.

An earlier pictorial from 1999, “Linsey: Vampire!” is now back in circulation after being re-scanned and color corrected. No stage blood, however. It’s too bad for Christopher Lee that he never had the chance to put the bite on Linsey. A lovely neck like hers is a shame to waste. That succulent cleavage was made to be seen in a Hammer Horror! LDM would have made a fantastic heroine, chased by mummies and bats. Alas, it was not to be. By the time Linsey was born, the famous Hammer studios was already staked through the heart.

Karina met Mandy Pearl, an F-cup newcomer from England, while on-location in Budapest, Hungary, to film the DVDs Hooter Hotel and Busty Riding Academy. They immediately hit it off, and when we suggested that they head outside for a game of big-boob tennis, the girls giggled, grabbed their racquets, grabbed their racks and ran outside. Our reporter at the scene described it this way: “Karina gives us a jiggle and a giggle and bounds back over to her side of the court to hit some balls for video. We get so caught up in the tit-tennis that we don’t see Mandy come onto the court. “How do I look?’ Mandy says with her crisp British accent. Does this make my tits look nice? “We turn around, and Mandy is in a sheer, white t-shirt that is stretched so tight over her pretty titties that we can clearly make out the outline of her areolae. She asks us if she should shake her tits for us, too, and we almost clap in anticipation. All these tits are reducing us to mush. And then the girls are playing tennis, and although Mandy has some skills, we don’t care if they hit the balls or not. We just want them to keep running and jumping around. But the muggy weather gets the best of them, and within minutes they are hot and sweaty. And then we hear the words we’ve been waiting for “Bring out the water balloons, says Peter, our photographer, and the girls laugh and jog over.” Gentlemen, we know that it might be very cold right now, depending on where you are. But if this video doesn’t warm you up, nothing will.

What this simply means is that talking explicitly usually is difficult for most models, Chloe included. It’s less complicated for someone to spread her pussy lips than to do, “phone sex” or talk in front of the camera. What’s different about Chloe can be seen in the climax of Chloe’s Ultimate Encore, when she talks to her stickman about the Tantric Sexperience, telling him that being aware of what happens inside him is more important that what is around him. Then as a practical example, Chloe blindfolds him and gives him the greatest sensual experience of his life.

Stephanie Stalls is spending the afternoon with her divorce lawyer to talk about her upcoming case. She is wearing a low-cut top that shows her substantial evidence. Her lawyer doesn’t seem too interested in these exhibits. There’s a problem brewing and her lawyer is not happy about it. He throws a folder on the table. “You told me you were telling the truth since day one. Now, your husband’s attorney hands me this.” He points at the folder. “There’s no way the jury is going to believe you now so you can cut the act!” Shocked, Stephanie looks at the contents of the folder. Anger lights up her eyes. It’s black & white photos of Stephanie in the street with different males. Surveilance photos. “That asshole! He had someone follow me? I should have known,” his super-busty client moans. “You know he’s cheated on me a million times. What the hell was I supposed to do? Now he’s got photos of me walking into a hotel with one guy and….” “One guy?” interrupts the lawyer. “One guy? We’ve got five different men here. One after another and who knows how many others.” Stephanie gets even angrier. “Okay, okay! I get the point. So what? Am I not getting anything on this settlement? Can’t you tell them I’m a small town girl and he took advantage of me?” “Small town girl?” the lawyer huffs. “Yah! I’m from Kentucky, motherfucky! Just tell them I have a problem. I’m a nymphomaniac and I have an addiction.” “I’m sorry but I’m not buying your story,” he interrupts again. “Nympho? How am I supposed to convince the judge of that? What, are you going to have sex with the whole jury?” “If that’s what it takes, then I’ll do what I have to,” insists Stephanie, standing up. “But if I don’t convince you, you can’t convince them! I love sucking cock. I’m a fucking addict. I’m sex crazy and I need it all the time. I’m a fuckin’ nympho. I want your cock.” Stephanie grabs his junk and begins to unzip him. “Stephanie, what are you doing?” he demands. “Oh yeah, I want this,” Stephanie says, a needy tone in her voice, a hard gleam in her eyes. “I want your cock in my pussy. Right now. And you’re gonna give it to me.” The lawyer takes a deep breath and stops resisting. “Convince me,” he says. “I can definitely do that,” Stephanie says, quickly unzipping his fly and taking his hard cock out of his pants, the only part of him not resisting. “You’re insane.” Stephanie doesn’t answer. She’s too occupied slobbering over his wood. What the hell. There are perks to being a lawyer. Fucking big-titted slut-wives is one of them. They adjourn to the couch so Stephanie can lay back and start throating his shaft of justice. This is one lawyer who is really going to enjoy handling his client, pro boner, whether he admits it or not.

We’d like to take a moment and send a little bit of love in a shout out to hotel maids. These women move stealthily, ridding rooms of dirt, grime, funk and used condom wrappers and they work hard. Think about it. They change your sheets, replace soap, vacuum and dust. Heck, some of them even service you, wrapping their nice, round and brown dugs around your dick flesh and stroking you until you cum. What? Not all maids do that? Well this one does and we are pretty sure she cleans up all the man sauce on her rack, too. Maybe she even leaves you a mint on your pillow.

You said that ass was off limits, right?”Yes, I did, and it is still off limits. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want it played with a little! [Laughs.] I have a newfound appreciation for ass play. I never knew that so many guys were into pleasing booty, but I am glad that I found out because I love sitting on a man’s face and taking a ride on his wet tongue!”You like it when they toss that salad?”Yes! But only if I can plant my ass cheeks on his face. It’s fucking hot and empowering to tell a man to eat your ass out and then smother his face with your booty. It’s nasty and horny. I’ll ride a man’s face and play with my clit until I cum. And when I cum, I grind my ass on his tongue and I scream, ‘Taste all that brown sugar, baby!’”

Anorei Collins on video sucks you into her world. She really knows how to relate and she knows what to say and how to say it. Some models are extremely quiet on video, almost silent. Anorei, a web cam model, knows how to establish that link. In this XLGirls.com show, Anorei kicks off the action wearing a skin-tight purple mini-dress, she undresses to bra and panties and then to total nudity. She pours baby oil over her big-beyond-belief tits, massaging the slickness into her veiny breastflesh, nipples and giant areolae to a fine sheen. Once her boobs have been saturated, Anorei toys her pussy with a cock-too. From underneath, we look up to see her head-engulfing knockers bounce wildly as she rides the toy to rub one out. “I masturbate every morning when I wake up,” says Anorei. “It’s the best way to start the day.”

Let’s get right to the point with Beverly Paige. She’s phenomenal! The last time she visited SCOREVideos.com, Beverly was hooking up with a booty call her age on the Internet. This time, Beverly is renewing the acquaintance of her college admin at SCORE University. She only jacked and tit-fucked him the last time. This time he gets all of Bev. Her sweet mouth and her tight 20 year-old cookie. She’s a little shy, a little teasing. Her prof can’t wait to get his mouth on her nipples, his cock inside her. He gets naked fast and sits on the couch next to a fully-dressed Beverly. Slowly pulling down her tank-top, he caresses and feasts on her ripe boobs, squeezing and rubbing them. She holds his cock while he sucks nipples. “I want a tit-sandwich,” he requests. “Is that what you call it?” “Oh, a motorboat,” replies Beverly. She’s happy to accommodate him as he buries his face in her deep cleavage. Beverly stands to show him all of her beautiful body. Now she’s completely naked. She leans forward and begins to mouth-worship his boner, her tits resting on his thigh like a boob shelf. Bev sucks cock like a well-trained 40 year-old nymphomaniac MILF. In other words, she’s fantastic! Advanced beyond her years. She becomes his fuck doll, soft, adorable, compliant, sweet. He has banged many women but this one is extra-special. A creamy pussy injection will be Bev’s gooey and dripping reward for being such a hot and sexy fuck. Beverly Paige can make any man blast a major load.

After a tough day of posing for the camera, there’s nothing that Kerry likes better than to slip into some comfy pajamas and get a good night’s sleep. Of course, we had to interupt that by asking her to pose one more time in and then out of her jammies. It had to be done. The girl’s too sexy for her own good. Pass the warm milk and cookies, please.