We’d like to take a moment and send a little bit of love in a shout out to hotel maids. These women move stealthily, ridding rooms of dirt, grime, funk and used condom wrappers and they work hard. Think about it. They change your sheets, replace soap, vacuum and dust. Heck, some of them even service you, wrapping their nice, round and brown dugs around your dick flesh and stroking you until you cum. What? Not all maids do that? Well this one does and we are pretty sure she cleans up all the man sauce on her rack, too. Maybe she even leaves you a mint on your pillow.

We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy’s drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That’s exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, “I’d like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks.” And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that’s because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn’t that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.

When it comes to your friends, there is one rule that most men follow almost religiously and that rule is, “Bros before hos.” That’s right. You honor your pack of buddies and you never, ever put any chick before your time with the guys. To do so would be to admit that you have been clamped down by the pussy, and are now officially pussy-whipped. What guy wants that? But what if you have this buddy, and he has trouble with the ladies. In fact, he has trouble getting any ‘tang at all. Well then, that rule changes to, “Bros get Bros hos.” And that’s exactly what this stand-up guy does for his homey. He takes him to the side of town where all the hookers are and helps him finalize his ass purchase with Stacy. And then he roots him on while he gets his cock sucked. And because sharing is caring, both guys decide that there is enough tits, ass and pussy to go around and they run a train on slutty Stacy. And that’s fine with her because she is getting paid by the hour no matter how many cocks cum to the party.

Big tits are the best thing since sliced bread. They are fun to play with, provide a resting place for your head when you are tired and they provide entertainment when they bounce up and down. And you know what else they provide? Shelter for your cock, dude. That’s right. When it’s cold out, big tits become a cock-cozy where you can let your meat be comfy in a nice, warm and snug place. Our busty friend, Stacy, knows all about the versatility of her rack, too. She uses it to entice this guy into a bonerfied frenzy, and then she whips them out and buffs this guys package. Then she encourages him to grab and knead her doughy mams while she mounts his junk and pounds it with her chocolate cunt until he creams all over her jugs. Yup, boobs are pretty fucking great and great to fuck, too.

Stacy Adams is a mocha-mammed, dick-crazed, ball-draining, knob-jerking slut. And we mean that in the nicest way. This choco-cutie loves to unleash her rack and jiggle for your pleasure. While she is soaking in the Jacuzzi, she soaks her titties with her own spit, just to get them lubed up for some dick. We love a girl who is prepared for anything, and she is, telling this lucky bastard where and how she wants him so she can wrap those mocha mountains around his dick. And don’t think that she ignores the fundamentals. This chick loves to play with a guy’s balls, even using her tits to fondle this guy’s nuts. You won’t see a more determined chick anywhere else. Stacy really gets into jacking this cock with her hands and her swinging boobs. So much that she needs a timeout to rub on her own pussy. She literally rubs one out and you can hear it! Her pussy gets so wet that you can hear her juices creaming out of her twat as she shoves her fingers in and out of herself. Once she works herself over, she comes right back to taking care of the dick like a good chick should. She strokes and jerks and lays back and lets the cock ram her tit canal, begging for nut sauce to be ejected all over her. There’s nothing like a lovely lady who says, “That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That sweet fucking nut all over me.” Yeah, we thought it sounded like poetry, too.

Poor Stacy. She spends so much time getting stuffed and roughed up by huge cocks that she started to feel worn down. All that jiggling and giggling can take its toll on a big hootered chick. So, since she was feeling under the weather, she decided to pay Dr. Feelgood a visit to see if he could give her anything to make her feel better. Luckily for her, this doctor specializes in big tits and tight, wet slits. One look at Stacy and he knew what the problem was. She needed more vitamin D in her diet, so he wrote her a prescription for some more dick…his. He gives her a full body check up, feeling for anything abnormal. After a thorough hands-on inspection, he asks Stacy to say, “Ahh,” and then proceeds to stuff her full. Then he checks her temperature with his meat thermometer and he figures Stacy might be running a little bit of a fever, since she seems so hot to the touch. Figuring that she needs to cool off immediately, he coats her jugs in some man sauce to cool her down and Stacy greedily spreads it around, like a good patient. Just to make sure that Stacy got the proper doctor-patient time, he scheduled a few follow-up appointments.