If Tom Sawyer had Linsey to play with, he and Huck never would have gone on that raft. A little bit of Linsey’s Southern hospitality can go a long way. She’s packed a hearty basket lunch for the picnic, brought a jug of moonshine and a blanket. Add her own two heavy jugs and that’s what you’d call a little patch of heaven on a lazy, hot afternoon by the lake. Nothin’ could be finer…

One day, Linsey Red Riding Hood was strolling through the woods. She had gone out to collect a basket of cherries. She was fantasizing about returning home to her grandma’s cottage and baking a cherry pie, when a drooling wolf leapt into her path. Surprised, Linsey Hood gasped at the hulking creature blocking her path and drooling even more now that he had caught a glimpse of her boobs. “Who are you?” asked Linsey Red Riding Hood. “I am the wolf,” said the wolf, thinking to himself, what a dumb question. “What do you want?” asked Linsey Red Riding Hood. Her eyes had noticed the growing bulge in the wolf’s pants. “Whattya got in mind, Red?” leered the wolf, trying to lift the edge of Linsey Hood’s cape. “I think you had better run along and make your appointment with the three little pigs. My grandmama is waiting for my goodies,” said LDM Hood. She then pulled out a .357 Magnum loaded with explosive-tipped bullets and a laser-sight. Dejected, the wolf slunked away.The moral of the story? There is none. We just wanted to see LDM as Little Red Riding Hood.

Letters To LinseysWorld”Surely the sexiest model in the world ever! Linsey, you are absolutely stunning. Your tits are amazing and I love the way you keep your pussy – carefully shorn of all but that sexy black strip that entices us men so much. Beautiful!-T.D.”"How about a Dream SCORE type thing, with a painting of Linsey doing two guys at once? Okay, she doesn’t fit normal Dream SCORE rules, as she has done hardcore, but surely you could still get a painting done of her doing two guys at once, something she’s never done.-M.D.”"Here are my favorite Linsey videos (not counting her DVDs): A Good Day To Park It, Cuntess Suckula, Secretary At Work, Working At The Car Wash, My Living Doll and Tiki Linsey. I hope you will transfer these to DVD because I want to see them on my big-screen plasma TV.-R.D.”

“Get your perfect suntan,” Linsey reads. “Rule #1: strip naked.” It appears that a SCORE editor has again been inserting his own copy into Linsey’s chick magazines. Those editors in Miami. Always trying to get her stark naked. Linsey is happy to comply. Some girls’ natural state is one of undress and Linsey is the tops in this. “Rule #2: smother your body in oil.” Being the good girl she is, Linsey quickly complies again. Wow! Grease up those big jugs good, Linsey. A breast-fan could easily watch her play with her tits all afternoon. She not only slathers up, she puts on a show doing so, even spanking her ass. LDM continues reading. “Regular intervals in and out of swimming pool.” Diving in, she’s joined by SCORE and Voluptuous models Veronika, Iva and Marketa for an underwater romp. We call that a good day. Great underwater camerawork!