So you’re out shopping for your girlfriend. (Or at least that is the story you came up with the minute you spotted this jugg-tastic hottie in your local surf shop.) So, being the great boyfriend that you are, you decide that your girlfriend really needs a skimpy bikini. (Even though it’s not beach weather out.) So you approach Cassandra, who ironically seems to be the same size as your girlfriend. (How convenient!) Wearing your most-responsible, non-threatening smile, you ask her if she could do you a great, big favor and try some suits and model them for you so you can make the best purchase for your better half. (You really are the best guy there is. So giving and selfless.) Luckily for you, Cassandra is selfless, too, and agrees to try on some bikinis for your viewing pleasure, er, gift research. While she changes, you thank your lucky stars that this busty angel is generous enough to parade around, flaunting her assets for you. But wait…what kind of girl says yes to modeling bikinis for a perfect stranger? A horny cock-slut, that’s who. Just as you realize that maybe you can get more than just a fashion show from this chick, she opens the dressing room curtain and tells you to come inside for a private viewing. (And the sucking and fucking of your life! Lucky bastard.)It just goes to show you, some chicks really do love the dick this much.

When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren’t more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT “put on the red light”? We just don’t get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we’d tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra’s ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.

Time’s are tough, man. The economy’s shit and everyone needs to make an extra buck nowadays to make ends meet. This dude had to head over to the sperm bank to make a sauce deposit just so he could pay his light bill. Luckily for him, Cassandra was there to help the process along. When he gets one look at this nympho nurse, he is practically about to shoot his sample right in his pants, but Cassandra knows how to collect and takes him into a private deposit room to make sure he is comfortable. When she gives him a dirty mag for inspiration, he tells her he has all the material he needs just looking at her cleavage. She decides to help him along and whips her tatas out and squeezes his sperm out herself. Now all that’s left is for her to scrape all that sauce into a little cup so this guy can get his wad of cash for blowing his wad.

So you’re driving along on a dusty gravel road, minding your own business and contemplating how great it would be to get your cock sucked when all of a sudden you spy a smokin’ hot bitch up ahead. The closer you get, the bigger her tits get, and you start to realize that she is dressed up like a common hooker. Then you realize that she IS a common hooker. Is this a big-titted mirage? Is this busty ball-drainer a figment of your fucking perverted imagination? No, she is real. And her overactive sex drive is real, too. You pick her up and take her to your place for some R&R, which of course stands for rack and relaxation. She whips out her big tits and tells you to fuck her for all she is worth. And what is she worth? The couple of bills you are throwing her to get in her pussy, of course. You bought it; you break it in, buddy. Use that pussy like it’s a lease, because technically, it is.

Check out the fresh-faced cuteness of brunette bombshell Cassandra Calogera. At first glance, she looks like a busty chick you might bump into working at a Starbucks or a local sandwich shop. But don’t be fooled…Cassandra is a total freak and a skank to boot. How can you tell? Notice the first dead giveaway: The lip piercing. Chicks with facial piercings put out, man. The bling on their faces is pretty much an indicator of where they want you to coat their mug with your sauce. Second indicator? The wife beater tank top she has on. Why? It’s easily ripped off and it looks great soaking wet. The third sure sign that she wants to get nailed? The huge tramp stamp on her pelvis. Chicks with tattoos by their girly parts are letting you know that they want your eyes to focus on the prize, so they place a big tattoo near it so you look at it. It’s like an X-marks-the-spot scenario. So now that you know that Cassandra is a dirty girl who loves to hump and fuck and pretty much be all over cocks whenever she can, what do you do? You encourage her behavior, that’s what? How? You stick your dick in her, man, because if a hot, big-titted chick wants to own her inner sluttiness and show us just how fun her funbags really are, then who are we to stop her? Check out Cassandra in a tit-filled, tit-soaked wet t-shirt dance off. Then she gets naked and she hops right on the baloney pony and rides like a good, little cowgirl. You know what the ultimate test of a chick’s ho factor is? If she will fuck you like a pro right on the bathroom floor. And guess what? Cassandra will.

When it comes to sex, Christy is up for just about anything, including licking pussy and sharing cock with another busty babe. “I think women are hot and going down on girls is just as fun as sucking cock.” For her, there’s nothing hotter than watching her friend Cassandra Calogera get fucked and then getting fucked herself. While she’s watching that cock plow in and out of her friend’s pussy all she can think about is how good it’s going to feel inside of her. When she can’t take it anymore, she assumes her position on the cock and gladly takes the pussy-ramming while latching her lips onto her friend’s ample breast. And the best part of the whole event? Watching that load spray all over her and her friend’s big, sweaty tits.

A woman’s job is never done. Cooking and cleaning…sucking and fucking. Oh, did we just say that? Well it’s the truth, and Cassandra Calogera knows it. The woman has got a sense of duty. That’s why she’s cleaning out her garage even though she knows that she’s going to get dirty. She knows her jugs are going to get hot and sweaty. And she knows that holding that broomstick is just going to remind her of a big cock she’d like to tackle. It’s been a while since she’s been fucked decently and she’s starting to think that the garage isn’t the only thing that needs cleaning. Her lonely pussy probably has cobwebs in it by now and she needs a big piece of man-beef to clean it out. Well today is her lucky day. She’s going to get slammed like never before and she’s going to love every second of it. It would be a crime to let a rack like that and a pussy that tight go untouched for so long. Once again, cock saves another damsel in distress.