You said that ass was off limits, right?”Yes, I did, and it is still off limits. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want it played with a little! [Laughs.] I have a newfound appreciation for ass play. I never knew that so many guys were into pleasing booty, but I am glad that I found out because I love sitting on a man’s face and taking a ride on his wet tongue!”You like it when they toss that salad?”Yes! But only if I can plant my ass cheeks on his face. It’s fucking hot and empowering to tell a man to eat your ass out and then smother his face with your booty. It’s nasty and horny. I’ll ride a man’s face and play with my clit until I cum. And when I cum, I grind my ass on his tongue and I scream, ‘Taste all that brown sugar, baby!’”

Let’s ask this question right up front: What is the difference between a job well done and a shitty attempt at doing something? Well, the answer to that boils down to three things: liking what you do, putting your all into it and not quitting until the job gets done. Those principles apply to any kind of task you take on. That is why we want to come right out and say that Candace Von does a good job tugging with her tatas. Why? Because she obviously likes milking cocks. Just look at her, jacking and tugging away like a woman in love. And she obviously puts her all into it, talking dirty, switching up the positions and being as nasty as she wants to be. And finally, she doesn’t quit until this dude blows a load all over her jugs. Candace is in it until the last drop has been squirted. That is why we think that Candace Von is an excellent tug-job giver. And you can take our word for it. Why? Because we are big-boob experts. We love big boobs, and we approve of this message.

There are certain Man Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch chick flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT drink lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and she is assisting you the hospital. All men should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, men do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those giant bags o’ fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning cock expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under these exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise he might have missed out on what can only be described as the best tits and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a cock erupt, she is probably one of the nastiest bitches ever. Of course that’s nasty in a good way. Her dirty talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes…or strokes, depending on your style.

Almost anyone can afford one street hooker. Most can afford two. But three? Well, you’d better get your best buddy involved in that one, because that’s every man’s dream. In this case, Veronica Rayne, Whitney Stevens and Candace Von, all of whom play the role of busty street slut very convincingly, fulfill the fantasy. Too convincingly. Now, fill in your fantasy. Fuck one of them or fuck all of them? Tag team ‘em with your buddy or do ‘em all together? Fuck their tits, fuck their mouths or fuck their pussies. Whatever you choose to do, this much is certain: Everybody’s going to have fun, everybody’s going to cum and everybody’s going to get paid. That’s the great thing about street sluts. They always give you what you want.

Mr. Swiss is a stressed out corporate type who loves to fuck busty hookers. When he calls his regular ho, Candace Von, for some nut-alleviation, she is already with a John…IN the john. When he insists that she bring her sweet tits over ASAP, Candace is faced with a tough decision: Does she finish sucking the cock she is with, or does she ditch that dude for the guy with the bucks? What does Ms. Von do? She makes her fucking money, that’s what. After haggling with the office manager at the front desk, Candace struts her jiggly titties and plump, ghetto booty into this uptight yuppie’s office and this guy does what we all would love to do to Candace…he fucks her for all she is worth. And boy is she worth a lot, because Ms. Von demands that he pay her for her goods. This guy obviously knows a good deal when he sees one because before you know it, he is whipping out the greenbacks and his cock and Ms. Von is taking everything he’s got. First she tells him to play with her titties and then she gives him a premium cock sucking, deep-throating that dick all the way down to his nuts. After some serious doggie-style, Candace jumps on this John’s Johnson and rides him like it’s going out of style. Then, just because this bitch is the best hooker there is, she lets him bust all up in her mouth and she spits it out all over her tits so she can play with his nutsauce.When she’s done, it’s business time and she makes this motherfucker pay her for her services. If only chesty hookers wandered into all of our offices…it would make a HARD day at work take on a whole new meaning!

Ever been on a blind date before? Wait, let’s rephrase that. Ever been on a set-up type of date where you wish you were blind? Come on, you know what we’re talking about. You get fixed-up with a chick, either by your cruel friends or some dating service or website and you go to pick your potential love match up and she looks more like Chewbacca than a chesty dream-cum-true? Well, here’s a story that may give you some hope. When Eric shows up at Candace’s house he expects a real monster, but what he gets is a horny looker with huge mocha mams. Before he can thank his lucky stars that he doesn’t have to sit across from some nasty skank at dinner, Candace lets him know her plans for their first date. She cuts right to the chase and lets him know that they can fuck now and leave the preliminaries like dinner and convo for later. Then she takes him inside and mouth fucks him and then hops on his package, spewing enough dirty talk to coax the cum out of any dick within seconds. Eric’s cock doesn’t stand a chance. He blows his load all over her and that’s cool with Candace because that is what she wanted in the first place. We don’t know about you, but that sounds like a match made in heaven to us.

Every man fantasizes about having a busty housekeeper, especially one who shows up for work wearing short shorts that hug her ass chicks and a low-cut top that allows her gigantic, natural tits to hang free. The question is, what”s more important to you, a clean house or an empty nut sac? We thought so. So, yes, time is precious, and you”re paying Candace by the hour, but what the heck? Being an obedient housekeeper, she offers up her tits to you, then her mouth, then her pussy, and by the time you”re done, you”re thinking about that episode of Seinfeld, the one in which he keeps fucking his maid, who never gets any work done because she”s always swallowing Jerry”s dick. It makes you wonder: When a busty chick like Candace says she”s a maid, is she really saying, “”I¹ll service your cock for money?”" Wonder no more. Candace provides us with the answer.