Sometimes hot chicks are bitches. They are consumed by their hotness and their knowledge that they can be as bitchy, high-maintenance and demanding as they want to be because they are, well, hot. We know plenty of guys who can overlook an annoying woman if her smokin’ bod and sexy face outweigh her ability to grate on the nerves. But every now and again there is a glitch in the hot-girl gene pool and you get a girl like Brandy Talore. Brandy is hot AND a real, genuine sweetie. She is the kind of girl who will make you lemonade on a hot day AND fuck you. Or rather, she will offer up her bounteous jugs and her sweet snatch and tell you to fuck her. So take our advice, if you come across a juggtastic chick and she just so happens to be a nice girl, hold on to her. Chicks like this are a dying breed.

Did you think that it was only the homeless who wash your windshield for some spare change or a handout? Nope. Times are hard, man, and Brandy needs to make some extra cash, so she takes to cleaning cars and wiping down windshields for extra dough…or dong. You see, when Brandy wipes your windows, she also cleans your pipes. This chick puts those fucking fantastic funbags right on the glass and lets her dugs do all the works, man. That’s probably the most streak-free shine you can get. And when she is done, she will shine your junk up with her tits, too. That’s pretty efficient of her…using her tools on your tool. We say put ‘em on the glass sweetie and then bed over so we can put it in your box! Clean windows and a tight pussy sounds like a deal to us.

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That”s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It”s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It”s the humanitarian thing to do.

A smart chick knows that the way to her man’s heart is through his stomach. Okay, fine. We are not going to argue that. However, a really smart chick knows that although a man needs some grub to be satisfied, the way to his heart is through his cock. And that’s why we want to go ahead and say that Brandy Talore is a really smart woman. She not only makes her man a delicious meal but she uses her huge titties to make a meal out of his dick and milk all of his man milk right out of him. That’s what we call a perfect date…dinner and some boobies.

Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy’s, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money’s worth, kiddo.

Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy”s, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money”s worth, kiddo.

Just look at Brandy Talore”s bouncy bust, heaving up and down as she makes her way down this nice suburban street. (Just like you we are wondering where the fuck this is because we certainly don”t get to see juggs jogging around our quiet neighborhood.) And then she bumps into this ogling onlooker and instead of telling him to stop checking her out, she actually lets him train with her and then, in exchange for helping her work out, she helps him rub one out with her chesticles. Just another example of neighbors helping neighbors.